8th of May Dear White, It would seem I've found a rather unlikely friend in your old colleague, Justin [last name obliterated] This evening whilst reading the paper at the tavern, he approached me and politely asked to impose for a pinch of smoking tobacco. I graciously obliged, and no sooner than he had it in his hands, tore it apart and threw it on the table. Following this, he repeated his initial request as though the first had never been heard. At first I thought him incredibly rude, but upon speaking with him a bit, I found him to be quite an amusing conversationalist. His delightful stories of travels to other countries rival my own and I simply must speak with him further! You have chosen some of the most wonder- fully mad people for friends, White. I think I have finally begun to understand the relationship between [remainder obliterated]